Dual....:-)
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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