Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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