Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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