guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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