is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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