just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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