what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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