"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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