You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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