i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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