if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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