Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's Friday. Sex?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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