Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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