i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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