had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
do nipples grow back?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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