Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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