Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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