Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she told me i tasted like america
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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