oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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