So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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