sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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