Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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