It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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