Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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