I wannas sexs uuuuu
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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