im about as happy as oj after his trial
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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