God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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