How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
