I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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