That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
The ass gains better be worth it
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