yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
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Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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