you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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