I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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