he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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