so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
