I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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