my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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