Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it's not cheating when I paid for it
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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