we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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