Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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