My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
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