I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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