I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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