Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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