508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
lol hangovers are for mortals.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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