I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You smell like stripper and shame
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
Randomize
