she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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