Well apparently he's into motor boating.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
