Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Randomize