Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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