make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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