I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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