He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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