Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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