Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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